Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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