He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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