i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
