Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Randomize
