I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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