Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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