I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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