I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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