Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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