Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
this is an emotional support booty call
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