You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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