He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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