If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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