hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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