sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
When are your genitals available?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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