I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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