We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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