Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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