did you get engaged???
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
