Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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