He kissed a someone with a penis
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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