You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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