there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
