Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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