It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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