You surviving the open bar?
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you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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