I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
