I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Everclear isn't food dammit
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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