I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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