Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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