let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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