oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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