Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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