You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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