I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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