On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Naked. naked and bneed help.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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