Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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