Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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