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I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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