i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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