suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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