and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
