you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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