Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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