I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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