this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
