Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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