Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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