doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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