Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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