So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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